Lawyer Jokes - 2

Need a Vacation?

A troubled doctor was vacationing at the seashore when he spotted a fin sticking up in the water. He promptly fainted.

When he came to, his wife consoled him, "Darling, it was only a shark. You've got to stop imagining there are lawyers everywhere."

Questionable Fees

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates.

"$150.00 for three questions", the lawyer replied.

"Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man.

"Yes," said the lawyer, "and what was your third question?"

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